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Click here to hear a music track created by two of our converts. Sadly, they break down half way through the recording and return to their Nedish ways.
tha's naw whit yer maw said last
night = I beleive you are not telling the truth
am pure gonnae chib ye, man = I
am going to cause you severe pain / stab you
you're a pure f**kin' trumpit =
you are idiotic
you're gonnae get poled = you're
going to get beaten up
pure = very
chib = stab/hurt
a wis oot ma face = I was extremely
intoxicated
goffik fannies = people who wear
clothes from the gothic era
twa boab bawsak = ten pence scrotum
f**kin' dafty = total idiot
ah'm feart = I am afraid
ye 'av a wee tajer = you have a
small penis
a f**ked yer maw an she wis PISH
= I slept with your mother and she is less than adequate in bed
go an' shag yersel = please leave
yer smellin' o' s**t = I beleive
you need to wash yourself
hands aff, 'ish is ma roll up =
please leave my substances alone, they belong to me, not you
aye man, gies a swally o' tha'
= yes please, may I have a drink?
Barry Whyte = rubbish
a didnae dae nothin'! = I did not
do anything
wisnae me = I had no part in this
whit's i' story morning glori'
= what has been happening recently
you goin' tae i' canny? = are you
going to the cantene for your lunch?
sports connection = Nedville Town
Hall
i' polis slapped me ower fur some
o' eh' ganga = the police searched me for drugs
am goin' doon i' pisher = I am
going to the public house
nice wan / ya beauty = well done
pure snidy = rather unfair
who you talkin' tae? = sorry, were
you trying to converse with me?
whit you lookin' at? = why, may
I ask, are you staring at me?
aye man, pure dead men'al = yes,
I must say, quite good
am gonnae slap you aroon' = I am
going to knock you slightly to the side
Oi! Lavvy heid! Your getiin' it! =
Excuse me sir, yes you, the one with the lavatory on his head, yes
I wish to cause you pain
pure mad men'al orien'al = pretty
good
'am gonnae put you right oot o'
a game = I challenge you to a duel
naw man, a nicked it! = no, it
'twas 'free' |
This is a pure dead Barry website= This is an extremely good website
That's pure mental, chicken oriental, radio rental= That was slightly off the wall
Pure Quality man= Very good sir
That's ricki lake man= That's not real
this is nae lafin matter, ma pal's bin taxed!
=this is a serious situation, my friend has had something stolen!
this is nae lafin matter, ma pal's bin taxed!
=this is a serious situation, my friend has had something stolen!
Rockies
=Rockport Shoes (must be worn at all times)
pure healfy!
=very good
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Ned (Non-Educated Delinquent): One of simple mind and violent nature. Usually
living in Greenock, Neds can incubate their Nedishness until
the age of five, when the "am gonnae chib ye" phase
sets in.
Audible translations:
Click here to hear a music track created by two of our converts. Sadly, they break down half way through the recording and return to their Nedish ways.
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