Here we will provide a test for those who are unsure if they are a Ned. If you are found to be a Ned, you will need to apply for our Neducation course. This will help cure Neds through years of difficult, concentrated anti-Ned courses. Remember, we are here to help the Ned. Also, why not try our new Interactive test to automatically calculate your inputed scores?

Please complete this test and analyse your response using the opposite universaly recognised answers.

1. Can you count to ten?

2. Do you threaten people with a "chibbin' " or some other violently natured practice?

3. What is your favourite clothing?                    a) baggy jeans                                                b) trackies and Bear USA white fleeces             c) tight jeans and a shirt

4. What music do you like?                              a) dance, rave                                                 b) pop                                                             c) punk, metal (all genres), rock (heavy) etc

5. Describe what is meant by a 'Goth'.

Now check your answers alongside those opposite

Answers to our Test

1. yes = 0   no = 5

2. yes = 10 no = 0

3. a) = 0 , b) = 10 , c) = 5

4. a) = 10 , b) = 5 , c) = 0

5. "They are peolpe who wear clothes from the Gothic era" = 0

" 'Ere pure goffik fannies, man. 'Ere pure sad, man. Us pure mad men'al orien'al blokes pure slag 'em aff when we go tae 'i toon! We're pure champion man!" = 20

Check your scores

If you scored 0, you have nothing to worry about: you are anti-Ned.

If you scored between 20 - 35, don't worry, you can be easily Neducated.

If you scored 35 +, sign up for Neducation immediatly, we can cure you,through hard work and determination.